Probably my favorite quote from (500) Days of Summer.
Tom: I liked this girl.. Man I loved her. What did she do? She took a giant shit on my face. Literally.
Alison: Literally?
Tom: ...Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus, what's the matter with you?
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my mom gave a hand job to a mystic